Wednesday, March 21, 2012


Ha, you probably thought this was going to be about Sir Tubbin's Song of Fire and Ice or whatever he calls it.  God I hate that man.  Remind me to tell you all about it one day.

Instead, at the urging on Njessi over at Hawtpants (and mainly because I think she wants me to stop posting there), I will put up the song I wrote yesterday during my lunch.  It's a riff on the Bangles "Walk like an Egyptian."  Enjoy!

Walk Like a Trandoshan (an original production!)

All the old holograms on the tombs
They do the Scorekeeper dance don’t you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They shoot you down like a wookiee oh

All the T’doshok around Dosh
They got the credits from a bet
Golden nekk dogs (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your ammo belt

Outsider types with spice-filled pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh 

Walk like a Trandoshan

Kaas City waitresses take their trays
Slave collars on as they cross the floor
They’ve got the moves (oh whey oh) 

They drop your drink when you zap them more

All the Sith kids so sick of good
They like the dark side and mercenary bands
When the klaxons ring (oh whey oh)
They’re walking like a Trandoshan

All the kids in the GTN say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like a Trandoshan

Slide your claw feet up the street bend your tail
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Korrealis Commander

If you want to find the Trando cops
They’re hanging out in the flatcake shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the vibroblades cruise down the block

All the Coruscanti men with their zen
The party boys call the Balmorrans
And the Tarisians know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Trandoshans

All the Trando cops in the flatcake shop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like a Trandoshan
Walk like a Trandoshan

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