The creators of Guild Wars 2 apparently have taken to Reddit concerning the issue of account bans. There was a great hue and cry from the GW2 playerbase over 'unjust' bans, so the ANet Community Team opened a thread to address these. It seemed pretty simple; if you got banned, you could ask why. The caveat was that the ANet team would post EXACTLY why you got banned.
Then you get gems like this, from a player named Bixx.