Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Hot Take: KotFE Companion Changes

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I've seen a significant amount of hand-wringing and caterwauling over the upcoming companion changes in Knights of the Fallen Empire.  Just to be clear; I think this is all bitching and moaning for the sake of bitching and moaning; neckbearded losers are getting their anime underwear in a twist because THEY'RE DUMBING DOWN DA GAME, OH NOES.  The forums are a cesspool of whiners, constantly grinding their teeth at every little change (no real surprise there).  Coming from a game community (WoW) that considered this type of verbal diarrhea to be 'valuable feedback,' I am more than disheartened to find some of the SWTOR fanbase shitting all over the companion changes without taking a moment to assess what they really mean.

Just to be even more abundantly clear; I am ecstatic about the changes.  Musco did a great job outlining all changes they were willing to talk about and Dulfy masterfully wrapped up all the pertinent questions and answers.  Those links will direct you to the source of the info; I think the changes will be welcome and will streamline a fairly tedious portion of the game.

I'm also glad Musco got some good questions; he certainly had to wade through his fair share of shitheads and asshats to glean those few queries worth answering.  Here are some of the things the community had questions/bitchfests/incessant forum diarrhea about.


DEY TURK ER CUMPANYUNZ: No, Bioware is not taking your companions away, you ignorant fuck.  Musco cleared this up during the Q&A Wrap-Up post.  This is the way it will work; if for some reason your companion leaves your storyline for KotFE, then they won't be available for future chapters.  However, that companion will still be available for other non-story related activities.  For example, you decide to kill Vette because you are a soulless bastard during the KotFE storyline (this is an example, we don't know if this will even be available in the story).  If you're doing non-chapter stuff (like running dailies or doing old flashpoints or whatnot), then Vette will still be available for your use, because hey, whining like a moron works.

I'd prefer it if they just stayed dead, but I'm sure Bioware literally couldn't handle the influx of dumbass "U TUK MAH COMPANYUNZ Y U MAEK EM DEDZ" forum posts because people who don't care about the story do something in the story that has story ramifications but fail to recognize the story playing out and instead just open their stupid faces and spout off dumbfuckery until the devs capitulate because they literally can't take anymore shit from fucktards.

DEY TUK GEARZ FRUM CUMPANYUNZ LOLZ:  God, if you really think buying all new gear, mods, armoring and barrels/hilts for your companion every time you want to swap to a new companion (because hey, it'd be fun to take Gault instead of Mako) is fun, please do everyone a favor and jump off a high-rise.  Or go play Excel Online, I mean Eve.  Seriously.  That's some tedious-ass shit; I wanna play Star Wars, not fuck with mods and armoring and market pricing and spreadsheets and all this other horseshit when I want to make a change.  I mainly play DPS characters, so my default companion is nearly always a healer.  I'm sure there's some OMG PRO MLG XXx420NoScopexXX players out there who can dual DPS everything for 60 levels and never have any problems ever at all not even a single time (seem to be a ton on the forums saying "GIT GUD BRAH"), but I'm bad at life and suck at this game.  So I nearly always use my healer companions.  In fact, I buy Treek on every character just so I can have that early healer if I need 'em.  Once I get gear going on a companion, it's relatively hard for me to switch gears and swap to another character as well.  This 'gear going away' on companions is a god-send for me.

But, for those old-school Bioware RPG folks that like the min-maxxing on all the companions, dudes I totally get you.  And if gearing weren't so damn complex, I'd be with you.  But as-is, you need hat, chest, bracers, gloves, legs, boots, waist, earpiece, implants x2, weapon, and offhand, and all of those pieces (save earpiece and impants) require 3-4 modifications each if you're using custom gear (and why wouldn't you, really).  If there were less gear slots, I'd love the companion gearing to stay, but jesus!  Swapping from Mako to Gault is a pretty major undertaking and generally involves my CPA.  The idea of just swapping to Gault and adventuring with him without all the rigamarole?  Lovely.

DEM CUMPANYUNZ AINT A HEALAR N00B:  If you really have a problem with companions doing all three roles, I just ... fuck off.  Seriously, fuck off.  If you have an RP reason for not wanting Scourge to heal, just pretend he's tossing you a medpack.  I mean, for fuck's sakes ... really?

I can understand some of the RP folks having issues with certain companions performing roles that aren't totally compatible; Mako jumping out there and tanking or Scorpio healing is gonna feel weird as hell.  But the ability to roll with the companion I want for the reasons I want (not because I'm locked into a healer as a DPS player) is priceless.  I can roll with Scourge all the time if I like!  That's amazeballs!  And, as I've been told so many times before when I whined about being locked into a healer companion ... you don't have to use the healing role for that companion; the game's not forcing you to HURRR DURRRR.  Got a problem with Mako tanking?  Fucking switch her role, asshat.  Welcome to my world where the standard answer seems to be: "If you don't like it, you don't have to use it.  It's not required, u bad get rekt bro." *neckbeard fart noise*

So, there's an old-school Targeter angry rant-post-'roid rage.  I sincerely like the companion changes coming in KotFE.  The only real change that I'm iffy on is the removal of specific companion crafting bonuses; they'll be based off companion level and Influence rating (just Affection under a different name).  That takes away some of the flavor of each companion.  But it's not a huge change and I really never paid attention to them anyways, so I personally won't notice that they're gone.  But the rest?  I'm cool with.  Just don't ask the forum neckbeards.


  1. Scourge healing (and others doing out-of-the-box roles is an opportunity for hilarity.

    Scourge healing: "You're not that injured. Walk it off. Jedi are so weak. Honestly."

    Skadge healing: "Yeah yeah, don't get yer jumpsuit in a twist, I got this."

    Tharan Tanking: "Thanks to my super-genius suit that I built with my massive intellect, I won't feel a thing... OH GOD IT HURTS OW OW OW, Holidaaaaay."

    T7 as DPS: "Exterminate! / T7 = Funny. / T7 make dalek joke."

    Risha Tanking: "He shot my HAIR!"

    Quinn as airlock tester: "HAAAALP".

    1. your tharan crack was the funniest..but seriously there was a certain excitement to characters being the best at this or people said Doc was the best healer now everyone is the best healer...if everyone is equally good at everything it just makes your best dps or best healer..less best...oh and do you know how many hours it takes to fully gear and aug all the companions for our sometimes many characters? hey throw a months worth of your life grinding out the window and make everyone else just as good even if they didn't earn it...sure we are whiners! whatever dude

    2. LOL, ok, 'earning your companion gear' may be my new favorite line. 'You didn't earn your companion gear!' Gawd. That's just ... yeah.

  2. How do you really feel? But yes I agree with you 100%

  3. Preach it brother! The ability to whip out any companion at any time simply because you feel like is just SO.... MUCH.... WIN!!!

    Does this companion fit your play style?

    Yes, yes that companion does.

    Will this companion be undergeared for our encounters?

    No, this companion has GREAT gear!

    Feel free to use a dart board to find out which companion you're using today!

  4. You can't be bothered to gear Mako and Gault at the same time? Yavin weekly. Twice. That's all it takes. You don't even have to pick different stats for dps and heals Cunning companions... it's all in the box, and the box has the companion's name on it...

    I don't have an RP problem with Scourge healing/Mako tanking/whatever. I just resent that it makes players like you happy. Assholish? Definitely? Does it matter? Nope, just one asshole's opinion. I just didn't want everything on this page to agree with you.

    1. I was mainly speaking of gearing while leveling. That precludes Yavin weeklies so, my point still stands. I'm glad it makes you mad though; your tears will fuel my KotFE happiness.